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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 04:24

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

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A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do women like black men?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

What shouldn't you Google?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are you happy with your life?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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